Hermitcraft SMP fanfiction recommendations
Included is the summary, completion status, chapter count, major ships, and word count. I really love all the fanfics here and I hope you find something nice here!
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THE DIVORCE OF THE CENTURY by glossyblue
(Finished, 1/1 chapters, Grian/GoodTimesWithScar, word count: 7,192)
Summary: The court proceedings of Hermitcraft’s first ever divorce, centering on Grian (Petitioner #1), Scar (Petitioner #2), Mumbo Jumbo (defense lawyer), a cat (also somehow a defense lawyer?), several judges since they keep quitting because of all the nonsense, and your tireless Court Scribe JoeHills.on the getaway mile by Odaigahara
(Finished, 1/1 chapters, no major ship, word count: 4,242)
Summary: “You want me to do what?” the civilian asked disbelievingly, and Scar’s body language shifted to that of an impatient trainer, one whose fuse was running short. It was a precursor to bad things, like being tased or forced onto a treadmill for hours; Mumbo flinched even knowing it was an act, and the civilian cut off with a squeak, so Mumbo knew he felt the same way. Or possibly that was the gun. Scar having a gun seemed more likely as an explanation, now that Mumbo thought of it. Stealing the car would be better, but they had no idea where they were going, and neither of them was familiar with road laws. What if they hit a person while driving? What if there was some sort of kill switch in the car that the owner could flip to blow it up with them inside? Anti-villain tech had to be wild, from what the Foundation had on hand– and they were villains now for sure. Not just for defying the Foundation, but for this. Heroes didn’t take the actions he and Scar were taking.a collection of strange email introductions from joe hills by darubyprincxx
(Finished, 1/1 chapters, no major ship, word count: 207)
Summary: Cleo has made a stack of papers that are printed out headers of some of Joe's strange email introductions.to bring us all home series by FinchWritesFic
(Unfinished series, last updated 2023, 2 finished works, no major ship, word count: 8,335)
Summary: The Moonfall was millennia ago. The Hermits are dead, lost, or scattered to the winds. Luckily for them, that's not an immutable fact.a body is an object by ruffboi
(Finished, 1/1 chapters, no major ship, word count: 19,132)
Summary: "I don't want to pry," Xisuma said when they were speaking before his official invitation to join. "And not answering won't change whether or not you get whitelisted. We admins just prefer to have a heads up if anything's likely to come trying to dig you up, so we can keep you and everyone else safe." Grian thought back to obsidian and endstone and blood, to tattered wings and torn robes and so so many unseeable eyes, and swallowed hard. "No," he said, his voice shaky. "No, I don't think anyone will come looking for me." "Okay," Xisuma answered, and that was that. Until they invited two new people to the server. or, the Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't. Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server - one he'd thought had been dead for years - and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.send me a wave via subspace by Nookisms
(Finished, 1/1 chapters, no major ship, word count: 1,186)
Summary: Send me a wave via subspaceBeam me a message from home
Cast me a "hello" in holo
Tell me I'm not all alone
A series of voicemails from Joe Hills to ZombieCleo after the ending of season 8.The Three Body Problem by whycraft (draftingtides)
(Finished, 8/8 chapters, no major ship, word count: 10,152)
Summary: Grian, a Watcher, and Poultry Man all share a body. Shenanigans and character development ensue.